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Homemade Cheeze-Its: Sharp, Crunchy, Addictive (Send Help)

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Homemade Cheeze-Its: Sharp, Crunchy, Addictive (Send Help)

Shred the cheddar yourself on the small holes of a box grater, because pre-shredded bags are coated in anti-caking starch and they fight the dough. You're basically making a cheesy pie crust here: cold butter and 8 ounces of sharp cheddar worked into a cup of flour until it looks like coarse crumbs, then just enough ice water to pull it into a ball. Roll it thin, an eighth of an inch, and poke that little hole in each square so they crisp flat instead of puffing into pillows. The crunch only shows up once they cool completely on the pan, so don't taste one warm and panic.

By Nora Calloway

A little backstory

The cracker these copy, the boxed Cheez-It, came out of Dayton, Ohio in 1921 from the Green & Green Company. The hole in the middle isn't decoration. Cheese crackers get a docking hole to vent steam so they bake flat and snappy, and the homemade version works the same way.

The red box has nothing on this.

These homemade cheese crackers are exactly what you want: crunchy, salty, intensely cheesy, and impossible to stop eating. Four ingredients. One bowl. No food processor required. Bake a batch and watch them disappear before the next commercial break.

Step-by-Step Instructions

1

Make the Dough

In a bowl, mix flour, salt, and paprika.

Add shredded cheese and cold butter. Use your fingers to pinch it all together until it looks like coarse crumbs.

Add ice water 1 tablespoon at a time until dough forms a ball.

Flatten into a disk, wrap, and chill for 30 minutes.

2

Roll & Cut

Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Line two baking sheets with parchment.

Roll dough very thin (⅛ inch) between two sheets of parchment paper.

Cut into 1-inch squares. Use a toothpick or skewer to poke a hole in the center of each.

3

Bake

Arrange crackers on baking sheets, spaced slightly apart.

Sprinkle with a little extra salt.

Bake for 12-15 minutes until edges are golden brown and crispy.

Cool completely on the pan (they crisp up as they cool).

Summary

Prep Time: 15 minutes | Chill Time: 30 minutes | Bake Time: 15 minutes

Yield: 80 crackers | Difficulty: Easy

Storage Notes

Store in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 2 weeks. They stay crunchy! No refrigeration needed.

  • To keep them crisp, throw in a piece of bread or a silica packet (like a pro).

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Questions & Answers

Why did my crackers come out soft or chewy instead of crunchy?

Two usual culprits: the dough was rolled too thick, or you ate them warm. Get them to a true 1/8 inch and let them cool all the way on the pan, where the residual heat finishes drying them out.

Can I make the dough ahead?

Yes. The wrapped disk keeps in the fridge for up to two days, or freeze it for a month. Let it sit out 10 to 15 minutes before rolling so it doesn't crack.

Do I really need to poke a hole in each square?

It helps a lot. The hole vents steam so the crackers stay flat and snap cleanly instead of puffing up. A toothpick or a skewer does the job on all 80.

How long do they keep, and do they stay crisp?

Up to two weeks in an airtight container at room temperature. If they soften, a few minutes in a 300F oven brings the crunch back.

My dough is crumbly and won't form a ball. What now?

Add ice water one teaspoon at a time and press it together; cheese-heavy dough needs coaxing. If it's instead sticky, chill it 10 minutes before rolling.

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